Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
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Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
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is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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