We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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