She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
Randomize
