I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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