You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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