Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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