The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
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Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
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Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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