talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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