i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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