whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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