On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
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Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
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He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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