So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
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