yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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