Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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