Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
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Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
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Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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