Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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