chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
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Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
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I just got carded by a ten year old.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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