Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Quick, to the slutcave!
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
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Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
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It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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