On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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