Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again

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(305): View more from Florida

your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise

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(407): View more from Florida

the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.

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(847): View more from Illinois

I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that

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(515): View more from Iowa

Even my vagina gasped.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?

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