well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Randomize
