You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Never underestimate the power of titties
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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