I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
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just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
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i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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