Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Fuck me I smell like cheese
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize
