Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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