what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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