Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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