We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
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I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
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spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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