i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
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Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
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Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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