i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
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I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
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Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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