yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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