i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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