i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
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I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
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I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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