butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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