Moan for me like Helen Keller
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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