yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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