Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Is it because I queefed?
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together