Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
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drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
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If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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