"it" just moved
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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