is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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