just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
