Its about making memories worth repressing
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
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you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
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I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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