He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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