I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Come on in and take your pants off
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