Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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