Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
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Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
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I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
So. Much. Porn.
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