Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
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i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
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I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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