im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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