She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
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Wipe that smile off your face.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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