I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
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who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
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Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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