There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
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does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
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I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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