Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
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so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
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I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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