We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
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so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
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He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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