Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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