Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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