Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
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Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
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The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Randomize